Dealing with Bother

You know who is lame? Those kids that promote student elections. They annoy me so much. They tell me to vote for someone I've never heard of, for issues I don't care about (not even acknowledging their lack of ability to change issues), and ruin my peaceful walks in between classes.

For those of you with the same problem, I have derived a fool proof method of defusing their campaigning in ten words.

Tell them,"If you talk to me, I'm not voting for you."

Case 1: I told this to Amanda and Steele's patrons earlier today and the boy smiled and gave me a thumbs up. He assumed that I would vote for his candidates and felt he had accomplished his work. HA! Fat chance! There is now way I am voting for a girl, with MAN hiding inside of her, and some sort of mispelled building material.

Case 2: Chance and Adam maybe? I don't remember what their name was, since I don't practice nepotism even in politics, I won't be voting for them either. But they accosted me out side of the Tanner Building and I used my foolproof formula. However this weiner boy did ot take me seriously. He tried to explain the platform of his candidates. Right now there is probably tension in your mind, thinking, but Adam, you said ten words! Surely, in order to respond you will have to exceed your self-imposed limit of ten words. Here in lies the beauty of my dealing with bother. I merely pointed a finger at him, and gave him a warning look that all to clearly had insinuated that he had just lost my vote. He looked crestfallen, and on the inside I rejoiced.

I think most possible scenarios can be defused with the previous two cases as a guideline, let me know of any flaws/success stories you have!